Turducken v2.0
Scientists have been working around the clock to discover ways to improve an already perfect food: the Turducken.
Behold ... the Turbaconducken! As someone posted in the comments, "God would have made this on the seventh day if he had the recipe." 
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Rob, why would I eat something that looks like a Predator?" My answer is, "No more talkie-talkie. Pass the turbaconducken."
via Bacon Today. Yes, there really is a Bacon Today and yes, I read it.